🤡 Cringe Rizz Lines
Discover cringe rizz lines that are awkward, weird, and somehow still effective.
Funny, embarrassing pickup lines that either flop or go viral.
Cringe Rizz is what happens when confidence meets catastrophe.
It’s bold. It’s awkward. It’s so unhinged it just might work.
These are the worst rizz lines, the funniest fails, and the most cursed attempts at flirting on the internet.
And yes — people use them. On TikTok, Discord, in real life, even in text.
Warning: read at your own risk. Side effects may include secondhand embarrassment.
🥴 Top Cringe Rizz Lines
“Are you a keyboard? Because I wanna type… us together.”
“You remind me of my dead goldfish. I miss you already.”
“I don’t have a pickup line. Just crippling anxiety and a dream.”
“Roses are red, violets are blue, I have zero game, and I’m still texting you.”
“Are you French? Because Eiffel for you… and hit my head.”
😂 Funny Cringe Pickup Lines
“Can I follow you home? Because my GPS broke and you’re my destiny.”
“You smell like a PowerPoint presentation. Organized and weirdly hot.”
“If we were on a group project, I’d let you do all the work and still call it love.”
“I’m not a dentist, but I can make your heart ache.”
“Did it hurt? When you fell… from my TikTok FYP into my DMs?”
🚨 So Bad It’s Good Rizz
“I brought a ladder. So I can finally get over you ghosting me.”
“Are you oxygen? Because without you I’d be… medically fine but emotionally unstable.”
“Let’s make like Wi-Fi and connect awkwardly at first, then drop later.”
“If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be a McNoResponse.”
“I’m not desperate, I’m just… well, yeah, actually.”
🎤 TikTok / Discord Cringe Rizz
“Your voice is like lag. Unexpected and ruining my chances.”
“Wanna VC later and hear me breathe awkwardly?”
“Slide in my Discord and I’ll show you my ping.”
“Let’s FaceTime. You can talk and I’ll just stare nervously.”
“I screenshotted your story. For legal reasons, it’s for personal research.”